it wasn't pleasant. I'd like to think that the wetness was just water from after he washed his hands, the alternative is just too bleeurgh to think about - should I go wash my hands just in case? I don't think I will, I've got tea to drink after all.

What's your shaky handy method? Usually if I have a firmer handshake than the other person, I think this means that I am a better person than them in every way. But if the other person has a firmer handshake, this means that they are a loser, trying too hard to impress people and they probably have a small penis too.