*practices Blue Steel*

"We are looking for a lean man with red/ginger hair aged between 20 to 30 for a day's shoot in London studio. Hair must not be too short.

Payment details: £300"

The last job I applied for was that one at Babestation which they never even replied to me about.

I fear I may never actually get a job and just spend the rest of my life applying to silly jobs I see on Gumtree. Ah well.