So somebody has clearly given my email address out to people by accident because people keep sending me emails asking them to teach them how to sail.

I'm kind of sick of it now, so I'm going to reply to one and see what happens. Do I:

1. Arrange a time and place for a meeting
2. Reply with something like "Christ I hate you! Leave me alone."
3. Something else?

I promise to post the ensuing conversation on here.