Yesterday, whilst attempting to pour myself a glass of beautiful, life-giving coke, I half dropped the bottle, then caught it, squeezing it tight around it's middriff. This caused an incredible result - a coke fountain shooting up about 12 inches in the air.

I could do nothing other than look on in amazement for 45 seconds, whilst it turned my sugarpot into molasses and coated the floor in sticky-brown goodness.

I love coke.

What's the point to this thread again? Oh yeah, LwP. Should Pepsi be banned for being horrifically inferior?