last night i went to see Dylan Moran, who was his usual cranky irish self. i love him.
(on a side note, i was also sitting next to dara o'briain - and we didn't even have good seats! what a lameass)
anyway so. in front of me was this kid, about 11. at the beginning of the interval he turned around and sat on his knees on his chair, staring at the man next to me. then, really loudly, he turned to his dad and went -
'that man's a paedophile'
'hhm what?'
'THAT MAN IS A PAEDOPHILE', while pointing at the man with his arm straight out.

i looked shocked and disapprovingly at him, his dad didn't give a shit. the man was just like 'ermm... whatever'

i would have BOLLOCKED this kid if he'd been my son. what the hell is wrong with some parents?!!