If someone leaves their mobile on their desk at work and it keeps ringing, I've been known to put their bin on their desk with the phone wrapped up tightly in a jiffy bag inside it. Or if something is rattling in the back of the car when I'm driving along, I have to stop and find it before I can continue.

Well, to that end there is a woman behind me tapping on her keyboard with the false nails she got done for her recent wedding. It is producing the worst sort of clacking noise that makes me want to go over there and dislocate each of her fingers one at a time.

Am I just a grumpy old man? Or are we all just as easily annoyed?

I have an idea as to what the answer to that question might be