so im meant to be off to estonia today innit. On my flight from Manchester to Stockholm it was announced that i would be rushed through for my connecting flight to Tallinn and would be met off the plane. I wasnt

I then went to the transfer hall and asked where i needed to go and was informed that i need to go to gate 19. So i did. Gate 19 had a flight to Berlin. So i asked at that desk where i should be and was sent on my hurried way across the frickin' terminal to another gate.

But to get to this gate i had to wait at a secure connecting corridor and security kept me there for 15 minutes (the only reason i can figure is to see if the inflight meal had any effect. it didnt) Meanwhile, my name is being tannoyed out all over the place and im whimpering "Im bloody here!" to no avail.

Eventually, i get to my gate and the lady says, "you are a bad person for not turning up and making me keep this plane four minutes...FOUR MINUTES and now i tell it to go"

I am now rebooked on the evening flight and had the wits to snaffle some euro change at home this morning, so i am here in an internet cafe at Stockholm airport with a 100 swedish whatever they call em food voucher and hours to kill til my flight to Tallinn tonight.

Should i go see Anschul?
Worst thread ever?
Where the fuck is the 'at' key on one of these keyboards?
who wants to ring my parents to let them know?

x