the programme before that, which you can still catch on bravo+1, was called 'sexarama italiano'.

they're both pretty much the same thing.

someone is having a laugh there, surely?

this made me think: how good would it be to control a tv channel for a week?

i'd implement the following shows:

'celebrity g. g. allin in your eyes' - zzz listers shout over poorly played punk songs and fling faeces around

'the last wu-ord' - same as that smug more4 current affairs show but presented by ghostface killah

'sexy sexy sex' - james whittaker rifles the queen's underwear drawer

ideas for my week in control of, oh let's say, bbc one?