Last night, after getting a little bit tipsy, a little bit early I was abusing Branka for not coming on to Catch22 - Walking backwards shouting 'LOSER' while making the appropriate finger shapes when I stumbled across a massive pile of stinking bin bags and ended up on my arse. The shame....

I have a big headache today.. Going to Brighton tonight for a very messy hen weekend, I'm frightened for my liver..