he's my new hero.

so we're out last night in the roxy at some really awful indie night full of yuppies singing along to cigarettes & alcohol and when the sun goes down, and we notice this guy with the worst ponytail ever. mike decides to take it upon himself to inform this guy's girlfriend of this. several times. the last conversation between them ends with a disgusted look on her face and him being shoved in the opposite direction.

he then spent the rest of the evening pointing out (loudly and with actual pointing) who else there were 'wankers'.

legend.