so I joined a gym....(punches self in face with telephone receiver for sounding like someone who clearly deserves to die)

Was I a fool to do this - am I conforming to something which says "I'm somehow better than the yellow sweaty faced Redknapps on their 54th cig of the day, or does it say "I've got to anything ANYTHING to keep the wolf from the door and as a keen foe of the grave I want to do anything I can to keep me on this filthy planet". OR does it say "I'm earning too much" OR does it say "If I'm fat I don't look creative as I don't look 'hungry'" OR does it say 'Nice one, 'fella'"