They used to be lavender weddings didn't they, but now people, or 'them' or 'our celebs' or 'those cunts' now get married for joint product placement/promotion etc - look at Beckham and his frightful Gerald Scarf cartoon of a wife, and Preston and Chantelle, which is good for record sales and magazine sales etc - but we all know this already

But do you think any of these 'celebs' and even A-list scum like Jennifer 'I'm kookie even though my dead eyed stare just screams naked ambition at the cost of lives if needs be' Aniston and Brad Walsh whoever - do they do it for love/lust/desperation or are they all contracted together like some sort of business 'merger'?

Perhaps DiS should do this - marry Raz to SCL? or Wrightylew to Stealthy?, Robert George-Grindrod - the mini series? - oh its Friday have fun. Ok. Don't then. See if I care. Which I do. Sort of. A bit.