Why am I watching this ?

Is it to see james nesbit with a big fuck off 'tache ?
No. I only knew him as the guy whos afraid of dogs on adverts. I dont give a shit about his moustache.

Is it because I like "gritty" police dramas ?
No. Id rather get some popcorn, watch the bill and have a laugh.

Is it because I cant find the remote ?
This may be a factor.

Is it because I secretly want to be a wise cracking undercover policeman with a yet again, gritty, past, and find the only way to realise this is to clear a space in my room, switch off the lights, and mime along to james nesbits actions, complete with gun noises, shouting, and a shit attempt at an irish accent ?
Yes.
Completely.