You might be interested to know where I've been for the past few months. Locked in a struggle with a horrifying cult. I even assaulted Oprah Winfrey last week.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=400953&;in_page_id=1770

I find the total lack of irony, or even understanding of irony, in this article, palpably terrifying.

Is nothing free from the clutches of these dead-eyed fearmongers?