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Daddy long legs.
There's one flying around my room, it's annoying me, but it's just so incredibly pathetic and rubbish I could never kill it. I'm just trying to shove it out of the window.
Really though, they must be literally the worst creature in existence. I'm struggling to think of anything more lame and sad looking.
They have no redeeming features, or indeed any features at all apart from crap breaky legs and not being able to really fly properly. They're basically the insect equivalent of KUBB.