I guess they were in fashion for about 2 years from 1988 - 90, but God, how bad do they look now?

I'm just responding to a quip Jamie Summers made about my hair. I really can't see why anyone would have middle parted hair.

The person in question looks like one of these people that approaches you in the street and asks you to give money to 'Shelter'.

It screams 'GEEK who is completely oblivious to how ridiculous he looks'.

Its not even about a fashion thing. Its like wearing a vest. Its never been in fashion and never will be. Apart from these people who have absolutely no idea.

Bringing me to my question:

Would you rather have:

Middle parted hair

or

A sign imprinted on your forehead saying 'i d i o t'?