I left my 'copy' of this in a service station yesterday deliberately as it had Brand on the cover 'interviewing' a braised cadaver (keith richard) - is there anything I should regret from this deliberate act of mine i.e interview with MES or Neil Hannon or SOMETHING

Or is this the worst monthly after ohh....Observer Sports and Observer Women? Why do Sunday magazines have to be written by people with souls that look like jeremy clarkson for people with the wit and verve of Kelly Clarkson? WHY? WHY?