Now I don't know why I buy these disgracefully smug Dad mags seeing I'm not a Dad and not 48 but every edition that I buy for a train journey or lavatorial 'down time' ALWAYS has a 47 page feature AND CD about Bob Dylan. WHO OH WHY OH WHY do men over 51 who run the music papers have to continually re-run every aspect of this man's life, contstantly recyling the same pictures, the same tired cliches the same free 'roots of Bob Dylan' CD and then have a 34 page tagged on quotefest from Ryan Adam's roadie?

I could be far more angrily eloquent in my use of abusive grammar about this aging busker but really he never bothered to be anything other than bland so why should I raise the bar?