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Etches/stencils of footballers and popstars sold on market stalls
aren't these just the most upsettingly pointless things in the world? - They are only ever on sale at weekend markets in towns and cities - you know what I mean: badly etched montage of Man Utd with strangely threatening images of Paul Scholes and David Beckham or Michael Schumacher looking like the child catcher with a poor approximation of a Ferrari 'roaring by' in the background - I mean a) who commissions these incredibly hideous abberations and b) who would buy such crap to put on the walls of their already remarkably crap house?