At my last proper job (before my current imaginary one), we used to have a monthly meeting where we all had to report back on what we'd been doing and what we were going to do over the next month. As you can expect the meetings were rather boring so myself and a few other people used to try and insert film titles into our reports, without the manager realising.

I managed to fit Lethal Weapon and Risky Business into one sentence once.

Does anyone else have any other ways of livening up stupid work meetings?