I've never been one to believe all this stuff about different foods helping you think but today, I need all the help I can get. What food will turn me into an efficient working machine. Instead of an inefficient non-working er... non-machine like person?

I've just had some prunes but I think they might have more of an effect on another part of my body.

In other news, I walked past the toilet in my house this morning and my housemate was taking taking a dump with the door open. What a great way to start the day!

Oh and karaoke, you've HAVE to sing one song... what is it?