Hmm... It's great, surely?

Girl #1: I cut myself shaving.
Girl #2: That sucks. I shaved my twat.
Girl #1: What about your legs?
Girl #2: Nope.
Girl #1: Then why your junk?
Girl #2: I was bored
Girl #1: So you shave random things when bored?
Girl #2: Yep! Besides, I guess my twat needed it the most. It was a damn jungle down there; I could almost hear the tiger roar.

http://persistent.info/overplot/

I liked this one too:
Flyer guy: Here.
Chick: No thanks.
Flyer guy: No? What the fuck you mean, "no"?