...is great for scaring little kids out of the way.

I was debating on Sunday whether to say 'excuse me' to the little tykes or just keep plodding behind them at a snail's pace until my turning for the pub a hundred metres away, when my mate decided to give me a call.

Those little oiks danced out of the way really fucking quickly when Falco started swearing away behind them at top volume. Cue me striding ahead deep in conversation.

MP3 ringtones are awesome.