i mean why haven't they fucking starved to death yet?

they should replace big brother with a single frame of text saying 'GO AND TALK TO YOUR NEIGHBOURS' for the equivalent amount of time. on EVERY channel.

then you can get to know and pass judgement on people whose lives you can actually touch and be touched by. rather than becoming a nation of mouth breathers gaping at fame-hungry nonentities trying to surreptitiously fuck each other neath the duvet and tread a line between being nondescript and being a wanker.

CILLIT BANG!