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Moth --> penis interface
Yesterday, while getting out of the shower, I opened the shower curtain and a moth flew into the shower area and landed on my naked crotch. Because I was all wet from just showering it got temporarily stuck and I had to flick the moth off of me. I was then left with moth dust on me and had to re-shower. What a pain!
Has anyone else had any embarrassing insect encounters? Hell, tell us about animal ones too. Go!