what the fuck are you supposed to say in these things...

we need a bassist, cos I've been doing it, and I suck at playing bass and singing lead simultaneously. This bass crappness lead to me sticking it through a big muff, which lead to us being likened to 'lightning bolt, but with vocals and songs!', which is nice, but I've been listening to Scott Walker and Talk Talk...and totally love the Beach Boys

So, to recap, if you can play the Bass and ideally sing harmony vocals, and preferably aren't too old, please say hello

Also, looking to expand things in the future- make ambitious music, avec le violins et cellos et le trumpets, saxophones etc. I'm not just dreaming- I can arrange for these instruments, and on home recordings have been known to play some of them...be good to make live gigs sound as interesting.