Do you put a carrot down your trousers before you go onstage? Bon Scott chest wig on your xmas list? Gargle with whisky and old blues records?

If you like Deep Purple, Led Zep, Bad Company, Guns'N'Roses and all proper hairy fellows, and if you would like to sing with a band who are nowhere near as good as that lot and don’t even sound like them anyhow, please come and sing on our recordings.

We don’t want you to leave your band, just come and sing for a bit, we’ll put it out on 7”, and you will never have to speak to us again. Unless you want to (doubtful).

We've got demos we can send you, but we need to hear your voice before we do!

Ta.