The scene is boring. Britain is boring. The Kids are boring. High-Street Fashion Killed British Indie.

If you agree with those statements, get in touch! We NEED to form a band to kick out boredom and do something exciting.

What we want: DRUMMER with the right attitude. Someone who can play fast and hard but with a bit of sass and who plays for the song...

Influences: Sonic Youth, Stooges, My Bloody Valentine, Velvet Underground, Jesus and Mary chain, Wavves, Pavement, Japandroids, Mclusky, Primal Scream, Black Lips, vocals with reverb & distortion, weird analog tape delay oscilations, feedback.

WHAT WE DON'T WANT: to be "indie pop", 80s retro, Libertines wannabes, polished recordings, do lots of rehearsal before first gig, worry too much about "being tight". Sound like Bloc party. We don't want "indie" types with tony & guy hairdos & skinny jeans thinking they "rock".

WHAT We WANT: badly recorded lo-fi sound, kick out the jams, write songs one day before a gig, be loud and exciting. Blood.

MANCHESTER MUSICIANS WANTED...IF YOU FIT THE BILL, GET IN TOUCH.