No, really.

The Display Team (www.thedisplayteam.com) suddenly need a versatile trumpeter unafraid to punk it, ska it, prog it and do our bidding in general. The ability to sing is a big plus and having some keyboard skills would be welcome but not essential. Go on, give us a listen - we need to record an album soon, go on tour early next year and have fun times in the interim. I said RIM.

Please, people, don't make me humiliate myself for two and a half years. Again.