I was going through the mail looking for my invitation to the Academy Awards. I hoping this year I'll be seated next to Jennifer Aniston, or Jessica Simpson, or another recently jilted Hollywood starlet. Catch one on the rebound. Or discuss global warming theories with Jessica. Either or.

Maybe you've got a certain venue in a faraway city you'd like to visit. Well, through the power of DiS, I'm your genie in a bottle. You're a winner! Snap thoust fingers and you're there.

When, Where, Who??? Rock Fantasy Thread!

Me:

Would liked to have seen Ziggy Stardust for his last two shows at London's Hammersmith Odeon. (Hammersmith Odeon is oh-no adios, que no? Or is it still a venue under a different name?) But even skipping the time travel, I'd still like to go to London and see a show at whatever is today's slick, hippest and coolest nightclub/theatre. BTW, what is London's slickesthippestcoolest club spot?

New York's CBGB's.

OK. Notsa imaginative here. London and New York. And yes, I prefer doing it in the missionary position...on a bed. I had sex in a river bed once and you'd be surprised how difficult it is to get the sand out from every orifice.

One of yous is dying to see Children of Bodom in a Banglidesh hotspot. Stand up and be noticed!