Amazingly accurate soothsayer me says:

Heady from successfully releasing 3 albums in 05, cocaine induced illusions of grandeur pushes Ryan Adams to release a new album for each month. By November he's completely sapped creatively and releases Spaghetti Dinner At Aunt Meg's which is, in fact, an audible account of dinner at Adams' Aunt Meg. Though track 6 becomes something of a cult novelty for its belching and farting, the record tanks and his label considers dropping the erratic artist. However, in a stunning turn of events, Spaghetti Dinner At Aunt Meg's goes platinum in the UK. Reviews of track 6 (ingeniously called Noodling Guitar Gas Attack) get 5/5 on Pitchfork and 0/10 on DiS. Adams fails to deliver on his promise, missing a December album; he is seen spotted at the Los Angeles airport dressed as a Hare Kirshna, with Syd Barrett, asking for donations.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's gonna happen precisely as I've described here. Call me Swami oR. :-)

OK. Your turn. Predictions For 2006!