On a scale of one to ten, with one being the worst and ten the best, where would you place it?

Around the -1452135 mark for me, I think.

So she can hold a tune. Whoopdefuckingdo, the lass does possess an ounce of passion in her body.

Though admittedly, it'a body I wouldn't mind putting a few ounces of passion into. Fnar fnar.