Look, I know DiS is putting this LP out and it would be mildly unprofessional of me to do this, but to be honest, I can't quite contain it.

The Jeniferever album is probably the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. I can't articulate it in any feasible way, which makes it almost a godsend that we shant be reviewing it.

So much of me knows that everyone (for once, it really could BE everyone) is going to fall in love with this album. I'm so excited for everyone to hear it.

I am happy. I just sent wishpig some badges. My flat is nice. I'm a little hungry, but contented. It's all good.