1) "If You Ever Go To Houston/ Yeah You Better Walk Right"

2) "Well No-one Starves In This Cattle Town"

3) "And The Things Of The Earth/ They Stake Ther Claim/ So That The Things Of Heaven/ May Do The Same"

4) "You've Started A War/ So You'll Get What You Started"

5) "People Don't Live Or Die/ People Just Float"

6) "Everything Is Exactly Right/ When I Walk Around Here Drunk Every Night"

7) "They Call Them Rogues/ They Travel Fast And Alone"

8) "If You're Making Her Smile/ That's Just As High As You Can Get"

9) "There Is A Town In North Ontario"

10) "Your Lips Are Sweeter Than Wine/ And They Have/ A More Complicated History/ Than The American South"

Hah. I made them all up myself.