Everybody knows this. Mr Cadd almost had me believing that walking up a flight of stairs is more important than looking like David Bowie. Poppycock! That's why we've got elevators.

Songs of Smoking's Joys & Other Fun Forms of Self-Destructive Behaviors!

Me:
Nicotine Stain - Siouxsie & the Banshees
Rock 'n Roll Suicide - David Bowie
Sniff The Glue - Lupine Howl
Heroin - Velvet Underground
I Fought Piranhas - White Stripes