OK, so I was at this bar making due with the shitty selections of the jukebox. I mean, who picks the albums that goes into our fine drinking establishments? Brooks & Dunn, Blink 182, and Fleetwood Mac's greatest hits, right? So we can usually be seen trying to pick our 7 songs off of Nevermind and Aerosmith's greatest hits. So ok, I've spotted this hottie and after Come As You Are and Draw The Line I pick Sinatra's Summer Wind. A goddammit-man! brilliant choice on my part, if I don't say so myself. How that woman was able to control herself from the overwhelming lust and madness she must've felt for me then...is simply unexplanable, I'm telling ya!

PS If Rod Stewart puts out another stupid fucking album of boring standards I'm gonna forget he was ever cool...might even revive that old rumor from way-back, the one that claimed ole Rod-baby had to have his stomach pumped cos he blew (and apparently swallowed *shrugs*) his entire band backstage before a gig.

Old Timer Shit We Like and Old Timer Shit That's Shite!

Me:
I like Carole King, Tom Jones, Sinatra (though I'm not real crazy about the rest of the Rat Pack). Mel Tome has a great voice. A Billie Holiday record here and there is kinda cool. Er, who's that French chick? Nina Simone.

Don't like. Well, most of it really. It really is boring music. Every few years it becomes hip to dig on Dean Martin. That's not Amore, it's just a drunk baritone singing tired cliches to a piss-poor text book arrangement.