This is from Pitchfork, innit

As previously reported, British singer/songwriter Patrick Wolf was arrested this past June for the burglary of a neighbor's house in the Wandsworth section of London. The arrest occurred more than a year after the incident, and the whole thing sounded mighty fishy to us, what with the bloody hand, the broken window, the missing jewels and all that other Clue-type intrigue going on.

Luckily for Wolf, the Wandsworth Police found the theft allegations just as fishy, and he was never officially charged. And now, those allegations have been dropped and the cops have apologized and are paying the musician's solicitor fees. Lesson learned? Not all rock stars are hooligans, even those who may or may not be werewolves. So next time, don't go lockin' up every shaggy-haired kid some lady with no rubies points at, Wandsworth PD.