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Summer is 'ere, and it's fuckin' fuckin' buzzin'
Have a can of Kestrel, and kick your girlfriend's 'ead in
Anyone ever been to see Devvo (not the plant pot guys, the comedy chav of fat-pie.com fame)?
Might go tonight - obviously not expecting a concert to echo down the ages but he's probably a good laugh, right?
If you don't know who he is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvRgYjHNQxc&feature=kp - he's managed to get on E4 before.