Or something vaguely heavy. Getting a bit bored of constantly reviving late 80s/early 90s dance "choons" [sic]..

The trouble is, obviously I'm too old to read Kerrang! seriously and what I see on TV and most stations is just generic angst about, you know, being angsty, or silly hey-nonny nonsense about monsters and goblins with obligatory skull tattoos that will never go anywhere. Am I looking in the wrong places, and can someone provide me with salvation, or is the genre genuinely stagnant?