(just for arguments sake, let’s say they have)

You’ve got 10 tracks before Morrissey, without warning, puts his microphone back in the stand and walks off stage, to a sold out audience.

My track list’d be:

1. Suffer little children
2. Sheila take a bow
3. Rusholme ruffians
4. Heaven knows I’m miserable now
5. William it was really nothing
6. Reel around the fountain
7. That joke isn’t funny anymore
8. Stop me if you think that you’ve heard this one before
9. Cemetery Gates
10. The boy with a thorn in his side