Boards
Most entertainingly cliched rock & roll lyrics
Inspired by my current enjoyment of the new Primal Scream album, the opening track of which features the following:
"It's the final solution to teenage revolution
The total subjugation of the rock & roll nation"
That's so bad it's fucking brilliant. So come on you streetwalking cheetahs with hearts full of napalm, let's have more of this kind of thing.