Or is this just a chance for me to write something inane about a record I've loved for a long time on a quiet Saturday night?

Telstar Ponies - Voices from the New Music

Outrageously pretentious. Squalling guitar solos. Beautiful crescendos. Terrible spelling. David Keenan trying and trying to be important - and fucking succeeding. It's wonderful, it's largely ignored. It's on Spotify - check the incredible LAST OUTPOST, also A Feather On Her Breath. It's the spralling double album that can be dipped in and out of but needs to be heard in its entirety to really appreciate its daft majesty. 10/10. NOISY. JAZZ. ROCK.

Now tell me yours. I want to hear something I've never come across before.