Read on the Sun's website about that girl who's supposedley run off with her maths teacher and noticed some quotes which the teacher sent to the girl over the internet. After racking my brains all day I realised they were Alkaline Trio lyrics from 'This Addiction' and 'Clavicle'. Cue a My Chemical Romance-esque assault on the band and their fans using their open affinity to Satanism and an analysis of the lyrics to 'This Could Be Love'? Probably not, but would be funny if someone picked up on this in the press.