2003 vintage..
You may win a hand job.

Hi. My real name is Simon Rhodes-Taylor. I have known the manics
since the release of the "Holy Bible" back in 1994, and I have
assisted them with writing songs like "Miss Europa Disco Dancer" and the no.1 smash"If You Tolerate This." This is expected to be the
first single from the new MSP album, entitled "Shivering" (Awful
Offal.) JDB has told me "this is a boot-scootin', root-tootin' melodic
pop-rock power-ballad that echoes the evils of our consumerist
capitalist neo-fascist Western society and the scum-sucking fake
political fantasist demagogues that control it." Nicky and Sean agree.
Nice work, mate... here's his work.

"Manic Street Preachers - The Quick and the Dead"
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(spoken word, Nicky Wire)
"If I could count one simple plan,
It wouldn't be to eat smoked ham.
It would be to drink lager shandy,
Because it really gets me randy."

(James Dean Bradfield)
LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VERSE 1
I am a picture of my fading youth
Marcel Desailly, and I'm Frank Lebouef
The world is a prison and I'm locked inside it
But I don't mind, and I like handcuffs
Especially if they're pink and furry
I am a demon, and you are my angel
I like cream cheese and smoked salmon with bagels
The world is my oyster but I'm more of a prawn
EVEN SEAFOOD HAS ELEMENTS OF CAPITALIST OPPRESSION!
NO! NO! NO! HELP! LIFE IS NOT FAIR!!!!! YOU BASTERDS!!

CHORUS
I eat kidneys - I eat liver - When I eat poo - it makes me shiver
I eat kidneys - I eat liver - When I eat offal - it's really awful
I eat kidneys - I eat liver - She had a nice ass - And a really nice
figure
Yep, I eat kidneys - I eat liver - When I eat poo - it makes me
shiver!!
SHIVER!!!
SHIVER!!!

VERSE 2
We are the pigs and you're our prostitutes
Your sick evil trains, go toot toot toot
Thomas the tank engine = Ceaucescu
The evils of Trisha and also Pet Rescue
Especially cos they are on Channel 4
THEY THINK THEY CAN DICTATE WHAT I CAN AND CAN'T WATCH!
WHAT I THINK'S FUNNY, HEY, I'M NOT BUGS BUNNY!
NO I'M NOT DAFFY DUCK!
I'M NOT PORKY PIG!
I'M NOT MONTANA MAX!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I think the Cheeky Girls are plotting my assassination
All this pop culture it will make mty

CHORUS
I eat kidneys - I eat liver - When I eat poo - it makes me shiver
I eat kidneys - I eat liver - When I eat offal - it's really awful
I eat kidneys - I eat liver - She had a nice ass - And a really nice
figure
Yep, I eat kidneys - I eat liver - When I eat poo - it makes me
shiver!!
SHIVER!!!
SHIVER!!!

BRIDGE
Rabba rabba roo, shonkadonka
Cabba cabba coo, cabbarabba
Chokky Chokky Chokky, melly-melligan-welligan,
Shok! Shok! Shock! Shock! Shock! Hock! hocky hocky hoo!
STELLA ARTOIS MUST DIE!
BREW YOUR OWN BEER!
LAGER SUCKS!
DRINK REAL ALE!

VERSE 3
You judge people only by creed and races
You selfish pigs I'm gonna tie you up in laces
I hate you all, you are not my friend, bye bye
I want to cook you up in a big fishy pie pie!
I like BURRITOS!!!!
I like TACOS!!!
I like FAJITAS!!!!!!!
OH, I DO LOVE MEXICAN FOOD.......
EXCEPT FROM SAINSBURYS
ITS CAPITALIST SCUM
Jamie Oliver is the devil
He is evil personified
I look at his floppy fringe, his essex boy accent, and just think,
HELP! It's SATAN! BEELZEBUB! 666! THE D-E-V-I-L!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOO! NO! NO! HELP!!!!!!! RUN TO YOUR MUMMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARRGGGGGGHHHH!
(massive explosion, and then song ends.)

NICKY WIRE: What was THAT?