Ok, the xx was great last night at SBE. However:

1. Don't clap along to the songs please

and

2. Don;t talk to your equally fat and ugly mates throughout the gig, staring at each others phones, and ruining the gig for those around you. I don't think they looked at the stage once. I shushed them once, they started again after one song, and i wish i had screamed at them after that. They might have been so traumatised that they decided never to go to a live music gig again, thereby saving the rest of us. If they weren't women, they would've deserved a good kicking.

Top band though