On the condition that sean has to write an article about whichever one we deem funniest, and send it off to Vice, Wire etc.

e.g.
Ship-hop - pioneered by Snoop Sealion and Starboard Bow Wow, a heady mix of classic sea shanties and sea-sick beats

Dog-whistle ambient - groundbreaking experimental music, recorded entirely at a pitch undetectable by humans. John Cage reportedly assembling a team of beagles/lawyers