the usual drill people, no Googling!

1. "Reading novels was banned by the Marquis de Sade"

2. "What kind of drugs have you done tonight?"

3. "You need a ruler cos i'm out of line"

4. "Something my nurse would not have allowed"

5. "I lost my girl to the Rolling Stones"

6. "Its a bottle warming on the shelf"

7. "I had a brother oncer he died in the bathtub"

8. "Friends telling me that maybe i need some psychiatric help"

9. "A ginger sling with a pineapple heart"

10. "She's a crazy fucked up bitch"