COME ON GIRLS, THIS IS WEAK
COME ON BOYS, GIRD UP YOUR LOINS
AND YES, I'M NO QUALIFIED SOCIAL THEORIST,
BUT I GOT ME A FEW IDEAS
I PICKED UP WHILE I WAS TRYING
TO BE A HUMAN BEING.
I'M AMAZED.
NO SERIOUSLY, FOLKS, I'M REALLY FUCKING AWESTRUCK.