I'm not talking about negative reviews, just really badly written ones or ones where the writer just gets it plain wrong.

Starter for ten - the Daily Express review of Let England Shake:
http://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/view/228361/Review:%20PJ%20Harvey:%20Let%20England%20Shake-Album-review-PJ-Harvey-Let-England-Shake-Island--Album-review-PJ-Harvey-Let-England-Shake-Island--Album-review-PJ-Harvey-Let-England-Shake-Island--Album-review-PJ-Harvey-Let-England-Shake-Island--Album-review-PJ-Harvey-Let-England-Shake-Island--Album-review-PJ-Harvey-Let-England-Shake-Island--Album-review-PJ-Harvey-Let-England-Shake-Island-