>Daddy.

>Yes son?

>What does regret mean?

>Well son, a funny thing about regret is that it is better to regret something you have done. Than to regret something you haven't done*.

>And by the way, if you see your mum this weekend be sure to tell her: SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkl5qIi30yw&t=0m30s

*So, yeah... I kinda regret buying TWO tickets for Orbital at the Academy on Saturday 7th April 2012 at 7:00pm, because my gf's mum will be in town that night, who apparently isn't much of an Orbital fan - I wonder if she's more into Underworld's early stuff? Anyway, the point is this: it'll be awesome, you should be going, and you won't regret it (don't just take my word for it: the glowing 8/10 album review by discerning DiSer vamos went up yesterday innit).

Offers invited up to face value (which is £24.00, and you'll be avoiding the £5.95 booking and shipping fees). Plus, I can deliver to your door beforehand (in Glasgow, within reason) if you'd prefer that to fannying around meeting up at the venue, wondering if we should chat for a bit (NB: we wouldn't have to chat, unless you wanted).

tl;dr

PM/send note and BUY! BUY! BUY!